Trellises, Romeo and Juliet, and Other
Romantic Things
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characters belong to Marvel, and are
used without permission for entertainment purposes only.
*Note-This story takes place during the early years.
All the original five are still students.
"When I get my
hands on you, Bobby Drake!" Scott
Summers announced coldly as he leaped for his roommate.
"I can't believe you sold me our for a box of
Twinkies."
"I didn't sell you out."
Bobby objected as he jumped out of Scott's reach.
"Besides it was for a case of Twinkies not just a box."
Scott's response was to try leap for Bobby again.
"Who's the one who uncrated you when Warren and Hank tried
to ship you one way to Alaska? Who
was the one who cut you down from the basketball rim?
Then you sell me out for a case of Twinkies!"
Bobby just gave Scott a guilty expression "Well it was a
case. I would never sell
you out for just a box." With
that remark Bobby opened a bedroom window, climbed out on to a ledge and
started running.
Scott just stuck his head out the window.
"Don't even think that running away is going to save you.
I happen to know where you live."
Bobby's response was to start climbing the trellis on the side of
the house, up towards the roof.
"You get to the roof and I'm throwing you off it.
The brain damage will only be an improvement."
Bobby started climbing the trellis faster.
Scott climbed out on to the ledge "Stop running you coward
and take you're deserved beating like an X-man."
Scott said climbing the trellis after Bobby.
"Jean it's for you."
Warren Worthington shouted.
"Who is it?" Jean
shouted from across the house.
"Your date for Valentines Day.
What's his name? Oh
yeah Mike." Warren
shouted rolling his eyes.
Jean came running in to the kitchen to get the phone.
"Mike's probably calling to confirm times for tomorrows
performance, we are going to go see Romeo and Juliet."
Jean took the phone from Warren.
Warren went back to doing his homework pretending not to be
listening in to Jean and Mike's conversation.
"Hey Mike. It's
great to hear from you. You're
calling to cancel. I see.
Shelly called and asked you out to the dance instead.
Yeah I understand. Have
a great time." Jean
slammed the phone down. "Men!"
Warren looked up from his homework.
"Something wrong?"
Jean nodded angrily at him.
"I just got stood up. Apparently
Shelly asked Mike out and he jumped at the chance.
What do men see in that woman?"
Warren smirked at her "Shelly puts out."
Jean glared at him and announced in all discuss "Men!"
Right at that moment Hank McCoy walked in to the kitchen
"I hope that you are not drawing conclusions about the whole
male side of the species by what ever Warren is saying to you."
"Jean wanted to know why Mike would cancel a date with her
so he could go out with Shelly."
Hank blinked at Warren like the answer was obvious "Shelly
puts out."
Warren looked at Jean "See I told you so."
Jean glared at both of them "Men!
So tell me something. I
need a quick trip in to the male mind right now.
Is there ever a time that men get tired of dating shallow, dizzy,
big busted, bimbo's?"
Warren and Hank just exchanged looks.
"I don't know is there?" Warren asked Hank.
"Maybe when we mature at about forty and start taking up
golf? Dating intelligent
woman would require conversation skills right? "
Hank asked Warren right back.
They both turned back to Jean and announced at the same time
"We don't think so."
Jean threw her hands up in exasperation "Sometimes I think
I'm at a disadvantage living with four teenage boys.
There are just something's a woman shouldn't know about the male
mind.
"If you examine the evidence."
Hank butted in gleefully "Women are looking for meaningful
long lasting relationships. Men
on the other hand are looking for"
"Shallow, dizzy, big busted, bimbo's." Warren finished
up for Hank with a smirk.
Jean glared at them "Great that just leaves me dumped for a
bimbo, the day before St. Valentines Day, with two tickets to a
performance I have no idea what I'm going to do with."
"Well if you don't have any back up plans." Hank
announced, "I would love to go see one of the Great Bards
plays."
Warren glared at Hank and then shot Jean his most charming smile
"Really Jeannie I would love to take you.
I'll even throw diner in."
Hank glared right back at Warren.
"Don't you think trouncing me for this is going a little
over board?" Bobby
asked from the far corner of the roof.
Scott glared at Bobby from where he had just climbed off the
trellis and was trying to keep his footing on a very slippery icy roof.
"No. Running is
just making it worse on yourself you little weasel."
Bobby gulped "Since I know you're not the forgiving sort.
I'm going to try the running thing anyway."
Bobby just bolted towards the door to the roof.
Scott bolted at the same time but went sliding.
Bobby Drake had it seemed a secondary mutant ability to run
across any icy surface and not slip and fall on his butt.
"You lock me up here so I have to climb down and you're
going to Alaska. The hard
way." Scott growled as
Bobby made it to the door and closed and locked the door behind him.
"I'm just going to let you stay up here until you calm down
enough not to kill me." Bobby
said behind the locked door. "Or
at least until I find the Professor to protect me."
"Bobby!" Scott
shouted as he pounded on the door.
"Unlock this door right now or so help me!
Did it occur to you I could just blast the door in?"
"You won't!" Bobby
shouted from behind the door "You don't have your visor.
That means you can't control how powerful your blast will be.
You could just as easily rip the roof off as blast down the door.
You won't risk hurting the others by mistake."
"Bobby! Open the door!"
Scott shouted as he pounded on the door again.
Bobby it appeared had went running.
"I am so stupid."
Scott grumbled to himself "I
fell for that one like an amateur."
"No I insist that Jean should take me to the play."
Hank growled at Warren. "You
have no appreciation for Shakespeare."
"Why would she want to take you?
You're a boring date."
Warren shot back.
"What are you two fighting about now?"
Bobby asked breathlessly asked as he ran in to the living room.
"I'm not going to have to fish Warren's stuff out of the
pool again am I?"
"Nothing!" Both
Hank and Warren shouted back with out breaking the glaring match.
Jean had her face
covered with her hands and sighed.
"They're both fighting about who is going to take me to go
see Romeo and Juliet."
"Yuck!
Culture." Bobby made a
face. "If you were
going to go see The Rocky Motion Picture Show.
That would be a different story.
Besides I thought you were taking Mike."
Jean sighed at Bobby
"I was. Mike cancelled
because Shelly asked him out instead."
Bobby gave her a pitying
look "To bad. The only
reason that Mike's going out with Shelly is because she puts out on the
first date."
"So I've been
told." Jean announced
dryly.
"Have you seen the
Professor? I really need
him to prevent a murder. Namely
mine." Bobby asked
Jean. Ignoring Hank and
Warren who were still arguing.
"He's in his study.
Who's mad at you now?"
Jean asked with a bemused expression on her face.
"My roommate.
I want to put the Professor between me and Slim as quickly as
possible."
Jean blinked at Bobby
"Slim's mad at you? I
thought the man didn't have a temper."
"It takes a lot to
get him there." Bobby
stated sheepishly "but
I managed it. My best move
right now is go straight to the Professor, confess to what I did and let
Professor Xavier cool Scott down. Some
times I love being the youngest. Professor Xavier has too much of a
sense of fair play to let the older ones beat me.
Now if you'll excuse me. I
need to go confess to the Professor."
"When I get my
hands on you Bobby." Scott
growled under his breath as he tried to make it back across the roof
towards the trellis. He was
just about there when he his feet slipped out from underneath him and he
went tumbling down the other side of the roof.
"So Jean.
Who do you want to take you to that play."
Warren asked.
Jean smiled at both Hank
and Warren "Maybe I won't go.
I really didn't want to see Romeo and Juliet that badly.
It was just for extra credit anyway.
I honestly think I might be coming down with something."
"No we insist Ms.
Grey. Who do you want to
take you." Hank stated
sweetly.
Jean smiled at her two
teammates sweetly and quickly scanned the room for the nearest door.
She wasn't even touching that one.
She was getting the hell out of here.
They were so busy arguing about who was going to take her.
The two of them didn't even notice her sneak out the door.
When Scott realized where he was, he was dangling by one hand
from the gutter. He had
tumbled down the deep incline of the roof and had managed to catch
himself on the gutter on his way down.
He had also managed to slice his wrist open on either a sharp
patch of ice or the gutter itself.
Blood was oozing down his arm.
"Wonderful. Just
wonderful." Scott
announced out loud. "You
better be with the Professor confessing Bobby because that is the only
thing that is going to save you."
A light in Jean's room suddenly came on.
Scott started inching over to over to Jean's balcony, the irony
didn't escape him.
“But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise fair Sun and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief”.
Scott started chuckling humorlessly to himself as he inched his
way towards the balcony. "I
must have hit a vein because I really hate that play.
Why didn't anything like this ever happen to Romeo?"
"What is going on out here?"
Professor Xavier demanded as he wheeled his way in to the living
room. "I am trying to
correct your research papers."
"Jean was just going to tell us who she wanted to take to
the play tomorrow night." Warren
stated calmly glaring at Hank.
"Did it occur to you two that Jean should be the one to
decide?" Xavier
asked irritated at the both of them.
Jean was no where around.
"She can't decide."
Hank injected.
"It could be that you're both acting like fools and that's
the reason." Xavier
announced bluntly. Right
then Xavier caught Bobby sneaking out of the room.
"Robert don't even think about it.
We are going to go get Scott off the roof and then you are going
to apologize. Or I'm going
to lock you both in the danger room alone.
Do I make myself very clear?
You're in big trouble."
"Yes sir." Bobby announced miserably.
Hank and Warren just continued to glare at one another.
"That's it. " Xavier announced exasperated "You're
both grounded. That means
that nether of you can take Jean."
"That's not fair!"
Warren and Hank both protested at the same time.
"I have spent the last six hours correcting research papers.
The last two days correcting test, I'm not feeling very fair
right now." Xavier
responded coldly.
When Scott tried to swing down on to the balcony, he slipped.
"Oh son of a…" At least he managed to snag Jean's trellis to
slow his fall on his way down. Scott
landed on his butt in a big fluffy snowdrift on Jean's balcony.
"Romeo makes that look so damned easy.
One of the many reasons I hate that play."
Scott muttered to himself as the trellis with the climbing rose
bush came falling down on top of him.
Jean had just walked in to her room when she heard a strange
noise coming from her balcony. Her
trellis had fallen down, and she was hearing language that she didn't
think Slim knew coming from under the trellis.
Jean lifted the trellis off of him and asked, "Are you
alright?"
Scott lay there and blinked at her for a moment and muttered,
"O she doth teach the torches to burn bright.
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night.
As a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear-- Beauty too rich for use, for
earth too dear."
"Are you all right?"
Jean asked again.
Scott started chuckling humorlessly "Oh this one is going to
be ranked right up there with 'Marvel Girl get clear." Scott
cleared his throat "Yes I fine.
I just got knocked silly."
Jean helped him up to his feet.
"I got to give you one thing Slim.
You know how to make an entrance."
"And one day," Scott added dryly "I may even make
one on my feet."
Jean smirked at him "I think you better come inside and let
me take a look at you. I
can check out to see if you're still in one piece.
You're bleeding."
"Well I think you need stitches."
Jean grumbled closely inspecting the wound on Scott's wrist.
"It's pretty deep and it's bleeding pretty good.
I don't know if you nicked the vein or not."
She looked up at Scott "I'm going to pack it.
Then we are going to have Hank and the Professor take a look at
it."
Scott wasn't really paying attention to what she was saying.
He was just studying her intently.
Jean wondered for a moment if he felt the tension in the room
building too. Scott just
asked quietly "Something wrong Red?"
Jean wondered for a moment if she was that easy to read.
"Why would you ask something like that?
You're the one bleeding all over my bedroom."
Scott shrugged at her. "You're
just not yourself tonight. That's
why I asked."
Jean sighed, "I got dumped for a Bimbo tonight."
"A bimbo. The
cause of many great men's and governments falls.
You almost sound jealous."
"Why would I be jealous of a dizzy, big busted, bimbo, that
puts out on the first date? Just
because I keep getting dumped for them."
"Don't be. Bimbo's
bore me."
Jean sighed at him "You're the exception to the rule then
Slim."
Scott shrugged at her. "Funny
most people call me cold, prickly, moody, and displaying antisocial
behavior. Remember this
Jean. Beauty fades. What's
inside doesn't. Watch an
older couple someday. If
the man still looks at his wife when there eighty like she's still the
most beautiful woman in the world to him.
You know there's more to her than just looks.
I can almost guarantee she probably didn't put out on the first
date either."
"I'll be appreciated for the great catch I am when I'm
eighty then?" Jean
sighed at him. Jean was
really wishing she could see his eyes.
That way she would know if he meant what he was telling her.
"You know what they say about how long it takes men to grow
up." Scott just
studied her for a moment. "I
starting to think that the really lucky ones are the ones who find
someone who tolerates them for being true to themselves.
You know someone who will put up with your little obsessions at
three in the morning. My
advise to you would be don't settle.
Be true to yourself first and the rest will fall in to
place." For just a
moment Scott let his walls down just a little, so Jean could feel he was
being sincere.
Jean absorbed that for a moment.
"How did you get so smart?
You don't even date."
"Brain damage." Scott
stated dryly. "Now if
you will pardon me. I have
to be going." Scott
headed towards the balcony.
"Why are you leaving? You're
still bleeding. And
why are you leaving that way?"
Scott shrugged at her. "I
have to go find Bobby. I
might as well hit him before I have to worry about ripping out stitches.
I'm leaving by the balcony so none of the others get the wrong
idea."
Before Scott could leap off the balcony.
Jean blurted out "Do you want to go see Romeo and Juliet
tomorrow night?"
Scott blinked at her a moment.
"Not really. I
really hate that play. Every
time I am forced to read it all I can think is 'What a waste.' Romeo was
an idiot. Juliet wasn't
much better. The only way I
would have liked that play is if they strung the Friar up at the end for
causing the whole disaster."
Jean smirked at him "You're not much of a romantic are
you?"
Scott was looking down at the ground, measuring distance.
"Not really." Scott
jumped off the balcony and landed on his feet.
He turned and saluted to Jean "Thanks for the bandage.
I have to go find Bobby now. "
As he vanished in to the dark Jean swore she heard him say,
"Parting is such sweet sorrow.
That I shall say good night till it be morrow."
"You can't ground us."
Warren announced hotly. "We
didn't do anything wrong. Don't
you think you should be grounding Bobby for what ever he did now."
"I'm in the mood to punish stupidity."
Professor Xavier shot back "I
did just read your research paper which had very little research in it.
As for Bobby don't worry. I'll
take care of it."
"Professor!"
The two of them announced exasperated at once.
Right then Scott came in the front door with a slam.
His eyes fell right on Bobby.
Professor Xavier didn't even notice him coming in.
Bobby paled and let out a gulp.
"Hey Slim. How's
it hanging?"
Scott shot Bobby a look "Hanging was the last term you
wanted to use Bobby."
"I don't care. The
two of you are grounded. I
will not have any more discussion on this matter."
Xavier stated his attention was still directed at the other two.
Scott leaped for Bobby and managed to grab him this time.
Scott put Bobby in a headlock.
"Professor, a little help over here."
Bobby grasped.
"I don't care. The
two of you are still grounded."
Xavier stated at the two students he was arguing with.
He didn't even hear Bobby.
"Do you have any idea what I'm going to do to you?"
Scott whispered in Bobby's ear.
"I have a pretty good imagination."
Bobby choked back.
"Good. That's
not even going to compare to the real thing."
Scott whispered coldly.
"Before you kill me."
Bobby grasped "Your bleeding through you're bandage."
Scott looked down at his wrist, and it was still oozing through
the bandage. "Yeah, I
guess I am. I'm starting to
feel a little woozy too. This
is your fault. I fell off
the roof."
"Professor." Bobby
announced as he felt Scott hold on the headlock loosen up a bit.
"Not now Robert. As
soon as I settle this, we're heading up to the roof to let Scott
down."
"He's already down sir and he's going to be bleeding all
over your good carpet." Bobby
stated.
Professor Xavier was about to start another round with Hank and
Warren when he heard that. He
swung around and looked in Bobby and Scott's direction.
" Oh Good Lord! Bobby
call the emergency room. Tell
them we're coming. Scot put
that arm up and put your head between your knees so you don’t pass out
on me. Warren, Hank go get
the med kit."
"Don't worry Sir. Scott
put the emergency room in to speed dial."
Bobby shouted as he headed towards the kitchen.
"Hey Nancy's on duty tonight.
Isn't that cool. She
want's to know if Hank's eyebrows grew back okay."
"Bid Nurse Williams my fondest regards."
Hank stated as he walked in to the room carrying the med-kit.
"Is the alluring Dr. McKay on duty tonight?"
Xavier grabbed the med-kit from Hank.
"To think, I thought I would never do emergency medical care
again after I left the army."
Xavier stated dryly as he packed Scott's wound.
"I have spent more time in the emergency room since the four
of you came here, than all my years as a practicing doctor.
Would you mind telling me how you managed this one Scott?"
Scott shrugged and lifted his head up.
"I feel off the roof. I
either cut it on a gutter or a sharp patch of ice on the way down.
It's not to bad. It's
not pumping and I can move all my fingers."
"Head between the knees.
I strictly forbid any of you to go up on the roof this time of
year. It's too icy and too
dangerous. You could have
fallen off and broken you neck."
Xavier snapped.
"I caught myself on Jean's trellis on my way down."
Scott objected lifting his head up from between his knees again.
Jean suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
Apparently no one noticed she had been gone.
"I said head down."
Xavier snapped at Scott. "Robert
when you're done on the phone. Bring
a glass of orange juice in. Jean
I have a solution to your dilemma.
Scott can take you to go see Romeo and Juliet tomorrow
night."
"I hate Romeo and Juliet."
Scott objected lifting his head up from between his knees.
"You're objection is noted and ignored.
Think of it as your punishment for going up on that roof.
You are ordered to take her to that play and be a good date.
Not you're usual moody prickly cactus routine.
You don’t get out enough.
Besides maybe seeing the performance live might give you an
appreciation for the play; you didn't receive when we read it in class.
" Xavier stated calmly
"I said head down."
"Like you can talk about getting out."
Warren grumbled.
"I heard that Warren." Xavier stated coldly.
"But Sir!"
Scott started to object.
"I said head
between the knees. " Professor
Xavier stated that in his 'I am not taking any arguments' tone.
"Robert tell Nurse Williams we should be in the emergency
room in about ten minutes."
Jean was lying in bed
reading a book when Warren stuck his head in to her room.
"So," he asked, "How did the ordered date
go?"
Jean put her book down
"It went fine. Scott
was very nice and the perfect gentleman."
Warren smirked at her
"We will pay for all that forced niceness in the danger room in the
morning. I think I will
make it a point not to set my alarm.
So our resident cactus was not at all prickly?"
Jean chuckled at Warren
"There was one time. The
person that took our coats gave Scott a strange look about the bandage
on his wrist. Scott
announced that with a sneer he heard the BeeGee's were getting back
together and that he just couldn't take it.
I dragged him to our seats and he was good the rest of the
evening. "
Warren chuckled at her.
"I know St. Valentines Day didn't turn out the way you
wanted it too. If it makes
you feel any better the rest of us ended up doing double sessions in the
danger room."
Jean shrugged "I
can't say I had a bad time. Scott
just didn't say two words the whole time we were out.
I think his wrist was bothering him and he refused to admit
it."
"Add that to the
fact. He really hates Romeo
and Juliet." Warren
smirked at her "Someday I will have to pull out a copy of his
essay. Professor
Xavier made us write one on that play.
Let's just say Scott wasn't very nice.
A view in to human stupidity was the nicest thing he called it.
Sounds like you got off easy tonight."
Jean chuckled to herself
"Yeah. I guess I did
get off easy. Did he really
call it a 'view of human stupidity'?"
Warren rolled his eyes.
"Those were his exact words.
If it makes you feel any better Mikes a moron.
Shelly doesn't have anything that even remotely holds a candle to
you. If given the choice
between a girl like you and a girl like Shelly.
I would choose you hands down.
No contest."
Jean smiled at Warren
"Thanks a lot. That
means a lot."
"Well," Warren
stated, "I have to get going.
Lights out in ten minutes, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Happy St. Valentines Day or at least what left of it."
"You too
Warren." Jean replied.
Jean was just about to
turn off her lights and go to bed.
She was fluffing up her pillows and was about ready to turn her
light off. When she found
it tucked under her pillow. It
was a small wrapped package with a card attached.
The card simply read when she read it. "This above
all---"
Inside was a little gold
heart shaped locket with the words 'To thine own self be true', engraved
on it. Jean started
laughing. She knew whom the
locket was from. "Happy
Valentines Day to you too Slim."
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